Did You Know Tara Reid Had Botched Plastic Surgery

Captain Obvious strikes again! Awful Plastic Surgery has been documenting Tara Reid's plastic surgery disasters, including her stomach and breast augmentation NSFW).

Now, US Weekly has jumped into the fray with its Exclusive Story about Reid's plastic surgery woes. However, I have to give them credit for actually interviewing Reid. Here are a few excerpts:

On what went wrong:
“First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn’t want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, ‘Don’t worry, it’s going to be better.’ But after six months of ‘it’s going to get better,’ it started to get worse and worse.”

On being intimate:
"Guys I was dating would be like, ‘What’s wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.’ So embarrassing. I mean, you definitely need to turn off the lights, that’s for sure.”

On getting lipo:
"I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted – I’m not going to lie – a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing.”