Matthew and Lance Deny Gay Rumors

This one cracks me up. Seriously cracks me up. If you ever read Pink is the New Blog, you will see that Trent often makes little jokes about Matthew McConaughey, Lance Armstrong and and Jake Gyllenhaal being boyfriends (real boyfriends, not just boys who are friends). I even made a similar joke.

Somehow all this gay relationship speculation by Trent and others got back to Lance and Matthew, who, according to People "are laughing off questions about their sexuality and rumors that they're anything more than just pals." Matthew gets the prize with this comment:

"We tried it. Wasn't for us," McConaughey jokes to Details magazine in a new interview that addresses rumors about them – and pal Jake Gyllenhaal – being gay.

Lance also commented that they had both just gotten out of relationships, have known each other for eight years, and have common interests, but told People that "they are just buddies."

"I think people see pictures and they think we're these overgrown frat guys, but we all have those kinds of relationships – and relationship isn't a bad word," says Armstrong. "I mean, we all have buds, we all take guy trips, but you take something very normal and you put it in a magazine, and people start talking."

He goes on to say, "It's like, either you sleep with anything that moves or you're gay. They can't figure it out."

Oh, Lance, you silly boy. We can figure it out, we just choose not to.

[Photo from People]