K-Fed Meets All Expectations

This story comes from the Not Surprising Newsdesk. MSNBC reports that K-Fed was cheating on Britney with a porn star. The affair allegedly began a month before Brit Brit filed for divorce. The porn star is named Kendra Jade, which I assume means her childhood pet was named Kendra and she lived on Jade Street as a kid.

K-Fed met her in Las Vegas in December 2005 when Britney was on a trip to Louisiana.

"Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends' apartment multiple times, starting in early October," a source told the tab. "Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!"

Talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth, huh? K-Fed's internal monologue: "Let's see, I have a gravy train of a wife who for some unknown reason decided to marry a loser like me...I'll cheat on her!"