No Surprise Here - Lohan Participates in Pole Dancing

When will Lindsay Lohan learn not to send text messages to her so-called friends. Every time she does, a scathing celebrity gossip article follows, mostly because Lindsay's e-mails reveal the sad state of education in America. The girl can't put a sentence together. Literally.

This time the subject of the e-mail was training that Lindsay is doing for a new role. She has been taking pole dancing classes, according to People.

"I've been in pole dancing lessons, S Factor by Sheila Kelley, every day for four hours," Lohan told PEOPLE last week at Hollywood's club Shag. "I have bruises all over. That's why I haven't worn shorts."

Lindsay also said that she has learned some appreciation for strippers by realizing that the job isn't easy. Well, actually what she said was much more foul that that, but in honor of the Christmas spirit, I won't repeat it!

[Photo from People]