Top 5 Grammy Hunks

Us Weekly really messed up with their list of the top 5 hunks at the Grammys. Sting before Justin Timberlake? Are you kidding me? Here's their list - what you would change?

5. Al Gore: Ok, hear us out. When Bob Dole lost his presidential election, he went on TV to say the inconvenient truth, "I have erectile dysfunction." Meanwhile, Al Gore got it up to say, "And the nominees for best rock album are…" Way, way sexier in our book.

4. Chris Brown: Brown isn't old enough to have Ludacris's style (lose the death mask, Chris, this is a black-tie affair), but his moves got us as crazy as an astronaut in diapers.

(Awkward aside: What was up with Gnarls Barkley's United Airlines pilot uni? We usually love a man in uniform, but for this fashion faux pas he deserves a different uniform – like the orange jumpsuit you get in Fashion Jail.)

3. Ludacris: All the "Crazy" weirdness melts away when that pillar of hotness, Ludacris, took the stage. He showed a certain suaveness, not just in that fine double Windsor and matching kerchief, but in thanking Bill O'Reilly.

2. Justin Timberlake: JT looked positively ghetto-unfabulous in the behind-the-scenes video that introduced his performance of "What Comes Around," but damn did he clean up nice, bringing the sexy waaay back during his first act.

1. Sting: You couldn't kick it off any sexier than with Sting, who may be eleventy years old, but has biceps more delicious now than the last time the Police played together around the Civil War.

"I won't share you with another boy," he crooned in "Roxanne."

That's fine by us, Sting baby. You're all the boy we need.

Photo from Us Weekly.