Cover Girl: Lindsay Lohan on GQ Magazine

So much for revamping her image. Actress Lindsay Lohan vamps it up with her cover shot on GQ magazine. Inside, she gives a Blackberry-texted interview, and you can go right here for all the deets. Here's an excerpt to tide you over:

Hello Marshall my love. How are you? Excited for our interview :)

I’m surprised and delighted that you’re doing this at the moment. That’s courageous. So—this sounds like an insane question, but what’s rehab like? You sound very chipper…

Here, many days went by. So many self-recriminations about how my questions had made her go to ground. I knew she was alive. I’d seen pictures of her shopping at Dior—while still in rehab—but I’d lost my fleeting connection with her. Until, on day ten…

Lindsay: I just wrapped night shoots and am on my way home from a productive shoot for “I Know Who Killed Me.” So tired !! But happy from a good night’s work. Sore from my appendix cuz my infection hasn’t gone away and the doctor has been poking at it every day. It’s vile looking but in time will heal. Going to Wonderland to read and sleep then work again. Xxx

What’s the weirdest thing that happened to you today? Or the best, or the worst?

Lindsay: Ummmmm 30 days sober today :) My family is coming to town Sunday. Filmed through the night and it was really great stuff that we got accomplished and looks insanely good. Ooh, also found out I’m going to Japan mid april with a friend :)

Congrats on the 30-day mark! So…personally, I’m not so great when it comes to remembering jokes, but everybody knows one or two. What have you got?

More days pass.

Hmm. I guess you’re not into telling jokes. I’ll try this, then. What’s the biggest misconception about you in the public eye? What image would you like to correct in the braying-jackass media?

Lindsay: I can’t think of any jokes.

Six minutes later…

Lindsay: Or they’re mean jokes and I’ll feel bad. I’m just a kid and someone’s gotta monitor me sometimes

Okay, now I’m forced to go all James Lipton on your ass. (Umm, that sounds creepy on several levels.) Is there anything you fear?

Lindsay: Hey sorry I’m at my apt with nikki reed trying to find something to wear. I haven’t been to Hyde since before I went to rehab and am with sober friends and feel good :) Here now wearing marc jacobs pumps and a kate and kass dress, vintage chanel messenger and topshop tights and peace sign earrings from kaviar and kind