Madonna's Pants are on Fire

Madonna led us all astray with those denials of an adoption in Africa. According to the Associated Press, "Madonna and her husband took custody of a motherless one-year-old boy from Malawi on Thursday after filing adoption papers and receiving interim approval from a judge in the impoverished southern African nation."

The child's father is happy to have Madonna and Guy adopt his child so that teh child can escape the poverty of Malawi: "Yohame Banda, the father, said he met Madonna and her film director husband Guy Ritchie at the court as part of the formalities. While they talked, Madonna, who has two children, carried the baby boy, Banda said. . . . He said his wife Marita died a month after David's birth from medical complications and the child had been cared for at an orphanage in Mchinji, a village near the Zambian border."

[Photo from BBC]