It's Official: Miss USA Gets a Second Chance

Oh ye merciful Trump. Thou hast granted Tara Conner one more chance at being Miss USA. Trump announced today that Tara Conner is not fired. He is giving her a second chance, but the barely 21-year old is headed off to rehab as part of the deal.

The Trumpster said: "I've always been a believer in second chances. Tara is good person. Tara has tried hard. Tara is going to be given a second chance." Conner apologized for drinking underage and said that she has "personal demons." People reports that Conner had this to say:

"In no way when I walked into the meeting with him did I think it would be possible to be given a second chance," Conner said of her discussion with Trump. "You know what (Trump) could have said – 'You're fired' – that's what everyone expected, including me."

[Photo from People]