Britney's Not Pregnant

TMZ reports that all those rumors swirling about Britney Spears being pregnant are false. So, there's really no excuse other than being wasted for her recent puking episodes.

Although, as part of a vain attempt to explain the puking stories, Britney's rep, Larry Rudolph, tells Us Weekly that Brit's new boyfriend, Isaac Cohen, "accidentally wiped peanut butter on his t-shirt while in the company of Spears. Observers wrongly concluded she had vomited, and thus was experiencing morning sickness." Riiiiggghhhhttt. If we've heard that once, we've heard it a thousand times.

Photo from Us Weekly.