Britney: Where is Your Mother?

Seriously, does Britney Spears have no adult guidance in her life? No mother figure that can step forward and help guide her a little bit?

The pop star was in New York City this weekend, going club hopping with her friends. She hit the club ONE on Sunday night, but apparently changed her mind about the micro-mini red dress she was wearing and she was looking for a change of clothes. Now, if it was me, and I was in the city that never sleeps, and the dress bothered me that much, I'd go shopping. But that's me. Britney, on the other hand, thinks a little differently.

Apparently on Sunday nights the club features go-go dancers. She spied their fishnets and bikinis and called one of the dancers over to her to ask if she'd swap clothes with her. The dancers brought Britney to the dressing room so she could change (amazingly enough, Brit didn't change on the dance floor).

A few minutes later, "Britney came upstairs in a dancer bikini and a white busboy jacket. And that's what she walked out wearing."

Lovely. Because I could see how much more comfortable a bikini would be, especially given the 20 degree temps we've been having in the area lately. Ridiculous.