Catfight!

It was a bleached blonde cage match last night at LA club Hyde. E! Online reports that both Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler filed police reports last night alleging that they were assaulted.

TMZ broke the story and spoke with Hilton's publicist, who said "Shortly after her arrival, apparently Shanna appeared and, according to a complaint that's just been filed, she struck Paris in her jaw with closed fists," he said. "Paris was hit. She immediately exited the club through the back door. Paris told me it was completely out of the blue--without any provocation whatsoever," he said, adding Moakler was "shouting all kinds of foul words" at Hilton "and appeared to be completely out of control." Of course, the publicist also said that Paris never touched Moakler.

Moakler, on the other hand, filed a police report against Paris' ex, Stavros Niarchos, accusing him of battery. Moakler's publicist told the AP that Niarchos "bent her wrists back, poured a drink over Moakler's head and shoved her down some stairs, though the latter allegations were not part of the police complaint."

There is no way that Travis Barker is hot enough to fight over. Simply no way. He must have, um, qualities that make him worth all this drama.