What Do You Get For A Couch Jumper?

People asks what you get "two glamorous movie stars" for their wedding. They should have asked what you get for a couch jumper and his brainwashed fiancee. David and Victoria Beckham still haven't answered that question, despite the fact that the wedding is scheduled for Saturday. May I suggest some slippers so as not to harm a nice couch or maybe a GPS system so that Tom can track Katie?

Don't fret Becks - etiquette allows guests a whole year after the wedding to send a present!