Heather Mills Wants the Dancing with the Stars Job

If this rumor is true, then Heather Mills doesn't understand how Dancing with the Stars works. The show is basically a popularity contest, since little known stars have trouble making it out of the first few episodes unless they have some major dancing talent.

People reports that Paul McCartney's much maligned ex-wife Heather Mills is in talks to star on the show: "She has not signed yet," an insider tells PEOPLE. "But talks are ongoing."

The official cast announcement will occur on February 21 and the show will premiere on March 19. Mark you calendars!