Darn You, Paris!

MSNBC reports that in addition to imparting her love of crotch flashing, Paris Hilton is also teaching dear, innocent, little Britney Spears how to pole dance. Luckily, the two can practice their skills in the comfort of Paris' own home.

"Paris took Britney upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu," a source told the London Star. "They then went downstairs and danced at Paris' in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can't wait to get a fella and test them out."

Is Britney going to start collecting and discarding pets next?

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